22, italian, bisexual, I may be a bit awkward and definitely too sarcastic but certainly I'm a kind person, most of the times.
Details in the "This is Me" page on the left.
- This blog is about random stuff i find interesting and funny. TV shows mostly.
Officially working the English translation into my vernacular.
yes I am
Eastern European languages are fantastic.
Sometimes I wonder about stereotypes but then I realise that on this day in 1941, Britain’s Air Force dropped 75,000 teabags over the occupied Netherlands with the message “Holland will arise. Keep your courage up.”
WE GAVE THEM TEA TO RESIST THE NAZIS.
IT WORKED, DIDN’T IT, WE WON.
#I think that Captain Jack and Rory have more in common than just dying a lot
Reblogging for Tag Accuracy
Every fandom ever
This gets better the longer you watch
Barney is the fan who insists on complete silence and purity in the fandom. Feels should not get in the way.
Ted is the fan who is too emotionally invested in his ship and screams whenever they are on-screen.
Lily is the fan who cries about everything that happens— even when it’s not the least bit emotional.
And Marshall is the hate-watcher who is horrified with the whole fandom but can’t stop watching.
Baby shark
it looks like one of those shark squeak toys it’s adorable
PUT IT BACK IN THE WATER
it’s ok friend i’m sure that’s what they did
sharks and most fish can survive a little while out of the water without doin any damage, enough to take a picture like this one anyway
this isn’t a fishing boat it’s just a pier with some recreational fishers so they probably have no interest in keeping it, they just wanted a picture of this lil cutie so there’s no need to fret buddy
This is like the kindest response ever.
From now on I will start all of my responses with “it’s okay friend” wow
baby shark do do do do do do
It’s the oldest story in the universe.
I feel like tumblr has adopted leonardo dicaprio
districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!
Can we be included in this!?
Tumblr is the only place I can think of where a picture of an eggplant turns into a battle between countries.
I can never not reblog this post
YOU USED THE WRONG FLAG FRANCE
- English teacher: never kill off your main character it shows poor writing skills
- Shakespeare: excuse you
- Steven Moffatt: excuse you
- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: excuse you
- Emily Brontë: excuse you
- Joss Whedon: excuse you
- Richard Castle: excuse you
- JK Rowling: excuse you
- George R. R. Martin: excuse you
- Stephanie Meyer: okay!
this movie is the shit, you can actually feel them falling in love with each other.
^ i couldn’t have said it better <3
- Teacher: So, New Mexico is where-
- Me: DEMI FUCKING LOVATO WAS BORN!
- Teacher: No! I won't-
- Me: REST UNTIL YOU'RE MINE
- Teacher: Can you stop-
- Me: THE WORLD, CAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH MORE THAT WE COULD DO
- Teacher: I'm not kidding, you need to shut-
- Me: UP AND LOOOVE ME, CAUSE YOU'VE ALREADY GOT ME
- Teacher: Let me tell-
- Me: ME WHAT TO DOO, ABOUT YOU
- Teacher: Ok! Seriously, why don't you-
- Me: LOOOVE ME, TOOUCH ME, TELL ME I'M YOUR EVERYTHING, THE AIR YOU BREATHE
- Teacher: If you don't stop you'll have detention for the day-
- Me: I FIRST MET YOU, YOU TOLD ME YOU NEVER FALL IN LOVE
- Teacher: ¬¬'
